2 posts tagged “classic”
I've decided that if I get a chance to vacation somewhere this year, I'm going to Weirs, New Hampshire! Why there, you ask? One word : FUNSPOT!
I'm not sure how many of you out there grew up in arcades like I did, but Funspot! is an amusement center that features one of the largest classic videogame arcades left in existance. Frogger, Pac-man, Q*Bert, Dragon's Lair... you name it and they've got it on display and ready to play. Here's a little sample video to whet your appetite...
Ahh, to once again roam the mesmerizing hallways of beeps and blips. It would be like traveling back in time to the glorious 1980's. Remember the glory days of videogame arcades? It's still out there, as close as New Hampshire! Who will go with?
Being from Alabama, I hear a lot of classic rock. There's one song in particular that I hear a lot and it's always struck me as being just a little strange. When I first heard this song as a kid, I always laughed at the fact that the singer was so non-chalant about what a whore she was. Witness, if you will..... [ With comments and translations by Rush ]
All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You
by
Heart
When he came into sight, [ I was out trolling for strange penis. ]
Standing by the road,
No umbrella, no coat. [ He was a complete dumbass. ]
So I pulled up alongside
And I offered him a ride. [ If you know what I'm saying... BOOM! ]
He accepted with a smile,
So we drove for a while. [ 15 feet to a motel. ]
I didnt ask him his name, [ I didn't care what his name was. ]
This lonely boy in the rain.
Fate, tell me its right, [ Cuz he's already in my car. ]
Is this love at first sight? [ Cuz he's the only guy standing around in the rain at the moment. ]
Please dont make it wrong,
Just stay for the night.
All I wanna do is make love to you [ I'm a whore. ]
Say you will
You want me too [ well duh ]
All I wanna do is make love to you [ Still a whore. ]
Ive got lovin arms to hold on to
So we found this hotel, [ If she knows it well, how did she just happen to "find it". ]
It was a place I knew well [ Did I mention I'm a whore? ]
We made magic that night. [ The disappearing salami trick... blows them away in Europe. ]
Oh, he did everything right [ Cuz mechanically it's usually so hard to figure out. ]
He brought the woman out of me, [ Score! Ding! Ding! ]
So many times, easily [ He drilled me like an off-shore oil rig ]
And in the morning when he woke all
All I left him was a note [ It said "I've taken your kidney... seek medical attention". ]
I told him
I am the flower you are the seed [ Atleast I hope... fingers crossed! ]
We walked in the garden [ Which is a gay way to say we did it. ]
We planted a tree [ Well, let's be honest... it was more like a small branch. ]
Dont try to find me, [ Or I'll tazer you. ]
Please dont you dare [ I'm warning you, sucka ]
Just live in my memory,
Youll always be there [ Cuz I think you gave me an STD ]
All I wanna do is make love to you [ I'm a whore. ]
One night of love was all we knew
All I wanna do is make love to you [ Whore... have I mentioned that? ]
I've got lovin arms to hold on to
Oh, oooh, we made love [ We totally did it. ]
Love like strangers [ Which, believe it or not, is a lot less awkward than you'd imagine. ]
All night long [ Well, atleast from 7pm to around 8:10 ]
We made love
Then it happened one day,
We came round the same way [ I was out trolling for penis again. ]
You can imagine his surprise [ Bitch! I'm gonna cut you. ]
When he saw his own eyes [ That's gotta be hard to do. ]
I said please, please understand [ Put down that blade, sucka ]
I'm in love with another man [ Which should have been obvious by the way I let you hammer me in a cheap motel. ]
And what he couldnt give me [ Wink wink ]
Was the one little thing that you can [ Haha. I totally just called it little. ]
All I wanna do is make love to you [ I'm a whore. ]
One night of love was all we knew
All I wanna do is make love to you [ Yup... still a whore. ]
Say you will, you want me too
All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long [ Okay, it was more like 25 minutes, tops. ]
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